Hi, the name is J. I'm 21, from the UK, originally from Malta. This blog is all about humour and madness, with a little bit of serious talk on the side :) Welcome to Sparta! Feel free to say hello!
My tastes change constantly but expect lots of Bioshock, Assassin's Creed, Game of Thrones and Lost Girl.
LGBTQA friendly and a lover of... woman.
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better